The (Almost) Daily Vignette

"Oh shit."

"What's wrong Jan?"

He stared in shock at the offending piece of mail he'd ripped into just a minute before. "I've got a letter here from the Department of Evolution declaring me unfit."

"Whoa, let me see that." Loren snatched the letter from his hands. In the classic monospace type font it read:

From: The Impersonal Forces of Nature
      Department of Evolution

To:   Januz "Jan" Alojz Sobeski, well dressed twit.

We regret to inform you that you have been selected against.  Please 
be prepared to die painfully without issue sometime in the next one 
to twenty years if you do not make arrangements prior to that event.

Yours,

Mother Nature

"Does nature have something against my purple hair? I can change that."

"No I suspect this is about you going out into a raging blizzard in a fit of pique and having a hallucination while freezing to death in a snowbank."

Jan opened his eyes. The snow was still coming down thickly...


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Today, Tomorrow, Saturday

Today I continue with the packing type action.

Tomorrow I'm going to do the same but I'm going to park a truck outside at about 4pm. Anyone who would care to help carry out some stuff at that point would be greatly appreciated. I expect to leave with the truck at about 8 or 9pm so this isn't going to be a long commitment for anyone coming from work.

On Saturday I'll be back at my apartment sometime around 4pm again. I'll have the place open and ready for a super casual Empty Apartment Party at about 5pm. Don't worry about showing up then. Like I said, casual. And I'm going to have things go until at least midnight. If people are still having fun I'm willing to go right through 5:30am when I'm going to walk over to Del Mar's for a doughnut. If I'm awake enough I'll be going to brunch at 9:30 (arriving there at 10am).

Moving Along

Just updated some of my email addresses to the gmail one so I don't lose access to my livejournal and so on. About to carry down a few more loads of stuff to my car.

If anyone wants to get ahold of me 303-587-6334, my mobile, will be good from now on and my home phone is going dark on Tuesday.

P.S. I do have some free stuff if anyone wants it. 13 inch TV that I don't need, some framed pictures, and so on.

P.P.S. I'm likely to move my computer tomorrow as well so don't expect me on livejournal until you see me.