Wrong Crossover Fiction: Part 1
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mishalakRoger moved in on his prey an old woman walking unsteadily with a cane and wearing a black hat and long black shawl. "Silly old bint," he thought to himself. "Goin' down an alleyway, this will be too easy." She turned around suddenly looking frightened, or at least a good enough imitation to fool Roger.
"Oh dear, I seem to be lost, will you help me."
"To be sure, jus' let me hold your bag for y'."
"My purse?" She said clutching it more tightly to her black cloaked side. "Oh no, you're one of those ruffians. Oh dear what ever shall I do."
"Don't be like that, just hand it over and y' don't have t' get hurt."
She waited until he came very close indeed to show her fangs. "Oh I don't expect that I will."
*Waiting for Buffy*
Diana came in chortling to herself. Tom recognized that, "Good hunting tonight?"
"Excellent. I had the most marvelous time killing this would be mugger. Taught him not to underestimate little old ladies with canes. Well taught him that lesson until I got bored with his screaming and finished him off. Broke both his legs and an arm."
"Sounds like fun! See I told you this was a good idea. You made fun of it when I told you Dracula said for me to make an army of undead to rule England as his dark viceroy that I'd hit the gin too often."
Diana was pouring some gin into her tea. "Oh please Tom, give it a rest. You've got no bloody idea who sired you because you're as balmy now as you were when you were alive. And you don't have to be! I know there's a mind lurking in you, I mean weren't you the one who came up with the Kindly Charity Case routine?"
"Oh yes, that is rather good. We got that last one with it rather well. I love how you told her that 'Charity comes from the heart, so let's have yours,' just before you ripped it out. I wonder if it has made any of the other charity solicitors more cautious?"
"Probably not. But it was great fun! Say, we haven't done something like that in a while. You want to come down to the market tomorrow? We could go hunting together and then catch something at the cinema. Maybe eat someone talking on his mobile during the movie."
"Really? That sounds like a wonderful idea."
"Oh dear, I seem to be lost, will you help me."
"To be sure, jus' let me hold your bag for y'."
"My purse?" She said clutching it more tightly to her black cloaked side. "Oh no, you're one of those ruffians. Oh dear what ever shall I do."
"Don't be like that, just hand it over and y' don't have t' get hurt."
She waited until he came very close indeed to show her fangs. "Oh I don't expect that I will."
*Waiting for Buffy*
Diana came in chortling to herself. Tom recognized that, "Good hunting tonight?"
"Excellent. I had the most marvelous time killing this would be mugger. Taught him not to underestimate little old ladies with canes. Well taught him that lesson until I got bored with his screaming and finished him off. Broke both his legs and an arm."
"Sounds like fun! See I told you this was a good idea. You made fun of it when I told you Dracula said for me to make an army of undead to rule England as his dark viceroy that I'd hit the gin too often."
Diana was pouring some gin into her tea. "Oh please Tom, give it a rest. You've got no bloody idea who sired you because you're as balmy now as you were when you were alive. And you don't have to be! I know there's a mind lurking in you, I mean weren't you the one who came up with the Kindly Charity Case routine?"
"Oh yes, that is rather good. We got that last one with it rather well. I love how you told her that 'Charity comes from the heart, so let's have yours,' just before you ripped it out. I wonder if it has made any of the other charity solicitors more cautious?"
"Probably not. But it was great fun! Say, we haven't done something like that in a while. You want to come down to the market tomorrow? We could go hunting together and then catch something at the cinema. Maybe eat someone talking on his mobile during the movie."
"Really? That sounds like a wonderful idea."
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