Mocking Half-Wits

[mishalak]

I saw a horrible joke obviously made up by a homophobic frat boy. So I had to write a response. It is not a great joke, but I had to make one because the joke displeased me so.

Q: Why do homophobes compare lesbians to rhinoceroses?
A: Because like the rhinoceros they refused to have sex with the homophobe.

And one more for good measure.

Q: Why do homophobes hate lesbians?
A: Because the lesbians can get laid by a girl without paying for the experience.

Comments

[cindy-reddeer.livejournal.com]

LOL that second one is too funny :D

[mishalak.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Seems dead obvious though. Straight men love lesbians... right up to the point when they realize that two girls making out isn't a prelude to asking him to join them. That, in fact, just like (most) straight women they're not into hairy guys with a beer gut.

[drbombay.livejournal.com]

My ex-boyfriend would certainly dispute the implied unattractiveness of hairy guys with a beer gut. Of course, for him, they also need to have a sweet disposition, which a hairy, beer-gutted, homophobic frat boy probably does not have. Just a rather large closet where he and the other frat boys hold their "I was so drunk I don't remember having sex with you, bro" parties.

[eiricmacbean.livejournal.com]

Oh, I needed a good chuckle today!
Then again, there's the classic..
Q. What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?
A. A slut will sleep with anyone; a bitch will sleep with anyone BUT YOU!

I didn't realize rhinoceroses had that much discernment... ;-)

[ajournalguy.livejournal.com]

Damn you Mishalak. Now my entire day will be spent combing the internet for homophobic jokes and trying to figure out what inspired you.