More Wierd Humor

[mishalak]

A fellow Dasfan, gomeza, recently mentioned a parody on a list I lurk on. I have to share, it is a moral imperative. Plus I think many people here will be amused.

Houseplants of Gor. I love the net.

Comments

[jinian.livejournal.com]

Isn't that funny? The best part is, I've never read any Gor books -- and now I don't need to!

[mishalak.livejournal.com]

I have not either. But I've read some gay S&M that was about that bad. Not having to read Gor is a good thing. Friends don't let friends read Gor!!

[marycrawford.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. It's a classic, and never fails to make me smile.

(I once worked in a bookstore and had a big shouting argument with the manager, who felt that Norman's books should be stocked in the SF section rather than the Erotica section. /boggles/)

[azurelunatic]

Manager had only read the first one or two, I'll bet.

The first one or two *are* SF.

After that, it gets... um. Yeah.

I own two. One's an all-right SF story. The other one, I want to shoot. And I'm an advocate of not destroying books.

[mishalak.livejournal.com]

Wait a second here, you're new 'round these parts! Welcome. I'm against destroying books too, but I always end up throwing out L. Ron Hubbard books from the DASFA book box after a year. No one buys them.

[azurelunatic]

Hee. You got linked, so I hopped.

I used to not see what the problem with Hubbard was, but then a friend ran into some stealth scientologists.

[thette.livejournal.com]

We had a Darkfriend Social here last April, and KJ read it out aloud. (That was an experience.) Some days later, I mentioned it to two friends, cerebrate and ceara. Ceara commented that she had heard about it twice already (from Cerebrate and from turnberryknkn, who had heard it from Cerebrate).

I've since bought a Gor book.

[mrpsyklops.livejournal.com]

"Wascally Wose, you will be well watered," said Elmer. "Be vewy, vewy stiww and quiet; I will water when I wish."

"Oh, woe," said the wose. "I will be well watered, will I nill I. My woot hairs will wot, my weaves will dwop, and I will surewy die!"

[thette.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeh!

Friends don't do that to friends.

[mrpsyklops.livejournal.com]

I'm really terribly sorry. I shouldn't have posted what I did.

What I should have posted is "Oh, woe," wept the wose.

(G)