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Tea and Sympathy Debauchery!

I am starting to gather funds for a party. See it won't just be any old party, no it shall be a fund raiser as well. To raise money for TAFF and booze.

I promise not much of the funds shall be misused for a trip to fabulous downtown Minneapolis and blown on male strippers. But rest assured any funds that are so spent will be meticulously accounted for. Now this is where you come in. You need to buy a Supporting Membership or an Attending Membership. Not that we'll turn away either type at the door, we'll only be turning away people without a sense of fun and/or really bad clothes.

The cost? Why my dear friends it's less that it would cost to support a hoax bid for Worldcon, a mere $10 if you won't be attending. Of course if you want to come and be assured there is more booze and food than is needed to only feed Mishalak and his closest friends I suggest an Attending Membership, a bargain at just $20.

There will be, tea, cake, velvet, a room, and lots of liquors and cordials.

And if it is a rousing success in raising money and having fun perhaps there will be another party without pesky convention things getting in the way. So be expecting me to bother you unless you send money now. I said now! Go, get your checkbook! Send funds, lawyers, and alcohol to:

Matthew Mishalak
PO Box 999
Elizabeth, CO 80107

Replace the "s" with a "c" on the check so the bank doesn't give me guff when I cash it on my way out of the country with the no doubt massive amounts of money that will shortly be headed my way.

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Date: 2006-08-31 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bugshaw.livejournal.com
All the MileHiCon flyers went at Worldcon - I assume taken by interested parties.

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Date: 2006-08-31 01:34 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mishalak.livejournal.com
Woo-hoo! If we get more out of town members we'll have to credit you.

WoW

Date: 2006-08-31 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lsanderson.livejournal.com
There's male strippers in downtown Minneapolis? Who knew!

Re: WoW

Date: 2006-08-31 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davidschroth.livejournal.com
...and here I thought all the male strippers were sequestered in the near Uptown neighborhood...

Re: WoW

Date: 2006-08-31 07:14 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mishalak.livejournal.com
You are going to send money, aren't you? Because we need money for vodka... er, the little poor TAFF orphans. Think of the orphan kittens.

Re: WoW

Date: 2006-08-31 07:13 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mishalak.livejournal.com
Details, details. I had to choose somewhere strange and exotic for me to blow my ill gotten gains. I'm sure there are male strippers anywhere one has enough cash. I would have picked somewhere really exotic like Newark, but I didn't want to go too far over the top.

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