Goddess of Satire

[mishalak]

Still way too busy. Another Goddess I completed a few days ago.

Elynne
Goddess (or Patron Saint if she's being uncharacteristically diplomatic around fragile Presbyterians) Wiseasses, Satirists, Fannish Conflicts, and Biting Comments. In her own words (sort of):
Powers: I'm the sort that you call on when you've plunged into the thick of a fight and pissed off people left and right. Do you want out or do you want to win? I can make it happen by fair means or foul. You just need to be ready and then I'll whisper to you what to say next from the shadows.
Weakness(es): To be honest I cannot stand edged iron. You mustn't pray to me in the presence of a knife or sword. Now if you fix me a nice cup of tea and sacrifice some ink I would be much more inclined to listen to your plea.
Sacred Animal: The Trilobite, don't ask. I won't explain.
Feast Day: The 4th Monday in November
Weapon: My Steel Pen, beware or I shall write you into a dark corner.

Comments

[elynne.livejournal.com]

Yaaaay! Thank you - I'm sorry I didn't appreciate it properly at the time, and I'm still too tired/out of it to appreciate it properly at the moment, but I do appreciate, and thank you. :D

[mishalak.livejournal.com]

No worries. I'm fairly out of it right now too. I'm going to blame the mispelling I just corrected on that.