Mocking Half-Wits

I saw a horrible joke obviously made up by a homophobic frat boy. So I had to write a response. It is not a great joke, but I had to make one because the joke displeased me so.

Q: Why do homophobes compare lesbians to rhinoceroses?
A: Because like the rhinoceros they refused to have sex with the homophobe.

And one more for good measure.

Q: Why do homophobes hate lesbians?
A: Because the lesbians can get laid by a girl without paying for the experience.