America loves Denmark

I'm worried about what Denmark thinks of us, I mean the United Sates as a whole. You see I've always had a special place in my heart for Denmark. They are the only nation I know of that has a big 4th of July celebration. I don't mean that a few expatriates from America put on an event. No, they have a huge fireworks display in the Hills of Rebild a national park that was bought for the Danish people by Max Henius an immigrant to the US and other Americans.

It has always warmed my heart to know that another nation has such a huge event remembering our Independence day. It's like knowing that someone beside yourself is celebrating your birthday, an all around good feeling to be remembered and well liked on this day.

That's why I'm worried. If George W. Bush has buggered up this special relationship I'll be angrier with him than for any of the other things he's done. That's probably not rational, but that's how I feel.

So from me to any of the people of Denmark who might see this message. I think of you in return and I apologize that we have such a horrible leader. I do hope to survive the remaining years of his presidency and I hope that you'll bear with us until then. Hopefully we can go on being friends.

Death to the Infidel!

Help, I need happy thoughts! Snarky is encouraging me to go out and beat senseless my neighbor who smokes near my window. I really hate it that I have to close my windows on hot days like this to keep out the damn punge of her cigarettes. Snarky has suggested that I should not get angry, I should get even by doing something even worse. Like leaving her a dead fish. Do not tempt me!

In other news he's not being helpful in motivating me to clean either.

The Mishalak Action Figure

This idea shamelessly stolen from bohemiancoast

Now first off I would have an action figure, not a doll. I'm gay, but I'm still a guy. Yes I think a skinny anatomically correct action with no less than 6 outfits would represent me pretty well. Especially if it also came with a gift certificate for a book.

Now the catch phrases, after all this is a premium item so it's going to have the full works, including the ability to say my trademark phrases.

Free food? I'm there!
Oooo, will you buy me that?
Cute
Wicked!
He is cute beyond belief.
<Silly Laugh>
It must be mine! (Stolen from Igor of Dorktower)
<Disturbing Laugh>
I'm evil, remember?
No really, I'm totally evil.
What can I say? I like to flirt.
Still gay!
Am very pleased by that.