The Mishalak Action Figure

[mishalak]

This idea shamelessly stolen from bohemiancoast

Now first off I would have an action figure, not a doll. I'm gay, but I'm still a guy. Yes I think a skinny anatomically correct action with no less than 6 outfits would represent me pretty well. Especially if it also came with a gift certificate for a book.

Now the catch phrases, after all this is a premium item so it's going to have the full works, including the ability to say my trademark phrases.

Free food? I'm there!
Oooo, will you buy me that?
Cute
Wicked!
He is cute beyond belief.
<Silly Laugh>
It must be mine! (Stolen from Igor of Dorktower)
<Disturbing Laugh>
I'm evil, remember?
No really, I'm totally evil.
What can I say? I like to flirt.
Still gay!
Am very pleased by that.