Mishalak

I woke up today and I am still ill. If I do not make it you better send Schmendrick to fool me with an empty bottle or something because I will want some ale when I am undead.

I need to get up now because there is no kind person to bring me anything that I desire from tea to small rhinos. Also I need to wash out my sinuses so that blocked up mucus does not putrefy (or possibly petrify) in the head’s secret places. It really is not hard to wash out these passages and crevices, it is just somewhat fiddly. Boil the water to sterilize (there are some water creatures you do NOT want near your brain) out in the exact right amount of salt to make it neutral on mucus membranes (too much and it is like putting salt on a snail, too little and you feel weird and uncomfortable the other way) and the gently pour through head in contravention of instincts regarding water.

Right. Tea and sinus washing. Wish I had some celery for soup.