Explaining My Sarcasm
May. 24th, 2013 04:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mishalakPart of a conversation I had with a friend on my way to a drinking establishment.
Me: Oh, I was being sarcastic there. I cannot help it; I was bitten by a radioactive Internet when I was a boy.
Rory*: What were you doing down in the caves with the tubes in them when you were a boy?
Me: Oh well you know how it is, someone issues a dare and next thing you know your crawling through passages with the tubes in them.
Rory: That was really dangerous; you're lucky nothing worse happened to you.
Me: Well I was also exposed to pictures of naked men and we all know where that can lead.
Rory: Choir boys?
Me: They were definitely men unless choir boys go to Gold's Gym a lot more than I would guess. No, it leads to inferiority complexes and bisexuality.
*Name changed to protect.. Me! After all I am trying to claim this conversation as my own.
Me: Oh, I was being sarcastic there. I cannot help it; I was bitten by a radioactive Internet when I was a boy.
Rory*: What were you doing down in the caves with the tubes in them when you were a boy?
Me: Oh well you know how it is, someone issues a dare and next thing you know your crawling through passages with the tubes in them.
Rory: That was really dangerous; you're lucky nothing worse happened to you.
Me: Well I was also exposed to pictures of naked men and we all know where that can lead.
Rory: Choir boys?
Me: They were definitely men unless choir boys go to Gold's Gym a lot more than I would guess. No, it leads to inferiority complexes and bisexuality.
*Name changed to protect.. Me! After all I am trying to claim this conversation as my own.