I Am So Dread Pirate Roberts

Except prettier! Today consisted of a lot of, "Oh hello, Pain, come to try again have you? You know your friend Tinnitus never got very far in trying to stop me, right?"

"Many brave men, many strong men, have said such things, but I can bring them all low."

"True, I know any man can be brought low with enough, but I am pure of heart and... wait that is not it; I am about as pure as flea market gold. What was that quality the one that makes me insusceptible to pain? Think, think, think, oh yeah, easily distracted!"

"Hey pay attention to me!"

"Gosh my hip hurts today, were you trying to get my attention?"

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