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Email From Amazon
Feb. 14th, 2013 01:09 pmBahahahahahahah! Okay, all right I will be serious... Bwahahahaahhhahaahah! <wheeze> heheheheheeee-eee-ee.
Right so Amazon thinks this is effective marketing.
Songs from "Faith" by Cure which you purchased from Amazon in
2005 are now available for you in Cloud Player for FREE
That's right folks. Amazon sent me an email today about a CD I purchased in March of Twenty-Ought-Five. Gosh what has happened since then? Well. Let's see... in the the last eight years the first black president of the United States of America was elected, I moved five times, the Kyoto Treaty was ratified and ran though its whole first phase, BP exploded a refinery and two oil wells, and (oh yeah) I have not purchased anything from Amazon since then. Good gosh. This is not upsetting (even though there is no apparent way to opt out of this emailing), but it is funny that they think they can lure me back based upon something I bought so long ago. This is beyond zombie old. This is almost immortal lich old.
Right so Amazon thinks this is effective marketing.
2005 are now available for you in Cloud Player for FREE
That's right folks. Amazon sent me an email today about a CD I purchased in March of Twenty-Ought-Five. Gosh what has happened since then? Well. Let's see... in the the last eight years the first black president of the United States of America was elected, I moved five times, the Kyoto Treaty was ratified and ran though its whole first phase, BP exploded a refinery and two oil wells, and (oh yeah) I have not purchased anything from Amazon since then. Good gosh. This is not upsetting (even though there is no apparent way to opt out of this emailing), but it is funny that they think they can lure me back based upon something I bought so long ago. This is beyond zombie old. This is almost immortal lich old.