Mustaches Are Out

I especially mean those big full upper lip mustaches that make a guy, no matter how young, look like a refugee from the 1970s. Don't do it man! They're ugly and they are still out no matter how much of the rest of that decade comes back into style. And a Fu Manchu style one? Let's not even go there. Sad, so very sad. A very well trimmed tinny one might work on some guys. Maybe. But not likely. Mostly guys have two choices. Go scruffy (and keep it trimmed down to scruff with a beard trimmer) or shave. Well there is a third option. One can run against the tide of fashion and grow a beard, but if you do that keep it trimmed. Otherwise it is fashion death. Death! Well maybe just a little death and then cake.