How To Read The Comments

First of all, never read the comments on the Internet. It is a rule. The comments will make you fear for the future of humanity at best and at worst you will go as crazy as one of Lovecraft's poor souls faced with horror beyond comprehension.

There are two small exceptions to this. If you can manage a horribly cynical point of view where even people who agree with you are petty and malicious then comments become entertaining. Two people hammering away at each other over some inconsequential point are amusing, though this is an awful thing to be entertained by and really you should turn off your computer and dust some knick-knacks for the next ten minutes instead.

The other exceptional case are my comments, which are practically perfect in every way. Perhaps you ought to leave one so as to count yourself among the lucky few. Or at least to email a letter of comment which will be answered with erudite enthusiasm by the one and only true,

Mishalak