Honey, I Beg of You, 'Stop Trying to Help Me!'

So there we were looking for a host for the October DASFA Alternate Party. Rose suggested me and I said that we already had the Dead Dog and besides you'd have to ask Richie. He said, "No, that's fine, we'll host it." Then I asked about the November Alternate and he started to speak up again, "Well we could host it..." To which I replied, "For the love of God, stop trying to help me Honey!" With the appropriate hint of urgent desperation. So we're hosting two parties in October, on the 6th and 20th. And also one at the convention on the 27th. Prepare for socializing.