Trial by Magnetically Contained Plasma

My job is being extra stressful this week. We're supposed to get our work to wrap up business here as soon as possible. However the paper for the statements has a curl to it and is jamming up the machine every few minutes. It is driving me somewhat insane. I've been on the hairy edge of throwing up my hands in frustration and quitting every night since Saturday. Added to this is my total sense of disorientation due to working the graveyard shift and not having a weekend.

I just want to get this job done. I just want the statements to run through the machine half as well as they usually do. Is this too much to ask? Every time I think I've got a solution it seizes up again or some new problem starts. I need help and there is none. Every day I psych myself up to deal with the troubles and every night when I get here nothing goes right.

Still at work, here for another six and a half hours.