The Wayfinder and the Grammarian

I'm too busy to do any real stuff today. So I'm just going to post two more from my gods project.

Rob the Wayfinder
God (or Patron Saint when he's avoiding torches among hot blooded Evangelicals) of Black Cats, Sneaky Fans, Clever Commuters, and Back Roads. In his own words (sort of):
Powers: I'm the god to go to when you need help finding your way around traffic jams, construction, and those difficult to navigate side streets. Also I'm terribly helpful in being able to get in and out of places silently, almost like a cat one would say.
Weakness(es): It's not that I'm especially vulnerable to fire, I just I guess I am for a god. So no waving torches at me! On the other hand if you're serving Iced Tea I'll sit down for a while and if it's made with Darjeeling tea, well that's just decadent.
Sacred Animal: Cats of course, as if you had to ask. Black ones. Though they also count as people you know.
Feast Day: The 4th Friday of June
Weapon: Glock Nine Millimeter with Silencer, natch. Though these things only get used when something gone terribly wrong.

Cakampus
Goddess (or Patron Saint when she's doing business with off kilter Methodists) of Technical Writers, Fanzine Editors, and Grammar. In her own words (sort of):
Powers: I don't have the same golly gee wiz powers that other Gods have. I do have great tools though. Like the Language Correction Ray. I can be a regular Vulcan when it comes to building things related to my knack. Pray and I might help you out with your little editing problem for a price.
Weakness(es): My equipment can be taken away from me for a time and then I'm almost as helpless as a mere mortal. But I'll get them back eventually and when I do he better be running. Now a new book is just as likely to slow me down, but I won't be angry afterwards.
Sacred Animal: The Ibis, bird of Editors
Feast Day: The 2nd Thursday in May
Weapon: The Verbal Dyslexia Weapon is quite effective against a wide range of people needing to be taught a lesson.