Escape to Canada!

[mishalak]

An exciting game for 3-5 players.

You're a true red tie liberal and perfectly happy except for one undeniable fact. Everyone else in America makes Winston Churchill look like a leftie. So you have a plan, you're going to escape to Canada! But it won't be easy. There are many dangers along the way including moose, survivalists, alien space craft, and more moose! You also are dragging along many things that you packed up to continue your life in Canada including wardrobes, books, and paperweights. Try not to drop too much while you go sneaking through the woods. But you'll meet many friends along the way as well, including wolves, Mounties, and sometimes your fellow escapees.

Coming soon from Mishalak Rips Off Cheapass Games Ltd.

Yes this is a joke.

Comments

[dlacey.livejournal.com]

There are many dangers along the way including moose, survivalists, alien space craft, and more moose!

And polar bears! Don't forget the polar bears.

[mishalak.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course! Everyone knows polar bears are dangerously conservative. Practically the symbol of the White Russians, they are.

[publius1.livejournal.com]

I've been idly wondering if Canada will offer political asylum if the amendment is passed...

Escape to Canada: Asylum

[mishalak.livejournal.com]

Well I suspect that Minnesota will try to claim asylum en mass. The boarder guards will go to sleep one night and find themselves moved south in the night along with various politicians. "Help us please, we want to be liberal, we're escaping from our governor!"

"You're a state you can't claim asylum!"

"But we've always felt like a province on the inside and that isn't tolerated in the states! We're going to go for an operation so we can become the province we've always wanted to be."

"Well all right then. But we're not letting in California. They just aren't Canadian."

[scottscidmore.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the threat of Elk Qaeda, which have been know to send members onto runways to endanger aircraft.

Elk Qaeda

[mishalak.livejournal.com]

Hurm... Definitely a danger to both sides though. But the rightists from Texas think that the liberals on in league with Elk Qaeda. Passin' all those environmental laws. And then a liberal might end up in the wrong side of Cuba!