VOTE TAMMANY

The Crew of Genadine Tammany Hall Poll is up for voting! Why haven't you voted? You have? Why haven't you convinced someone else to vote for you? Hack the system! Vote twice! Everybody votes on election day! And until we say the polls close every day is election day! Get out there and round up some more voters, it's not how often you vote it's how often the vote goes your way! Vote early, vote often, vote TAMMANY!

-The Mngmt

Freehold Christmas in Littleton

Ah the sun is shinning, a few birds are chirping, and the lights glint in the trees on Main Street. And Mishalak is seen running down the street, naked, shouting VOTE TAMMANY! The few people on Main Street pause for a moment then go back to what they are doing because that wasn't that much out of the ordinary. Not like a zeppelin crashing into the Masonic Temple.

A Cask on Election Day

And now, desperate, the man who had not voted in my poll cried out to me, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MISHALAK!

"Yes for the love of god," I replied and placed the last block into the wall.

And in the score of years since he has voted in every Tammany Hall Poll. (And you should too.)